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Backup::FrontPage（No.10）
April 23 '07 a 2:16 am

<p align="center"><font face="Comic Sans MS" size="4"><em>The</em> <font color=
"#00FF00">World-Wide-Web</font></font></p>
<p align="center"><font face="Comic Sans MS" size="4"><em>offers</em>
<font color="#FF00FF">Knowlege</font><em>beyond</em> <font color=
"#0000FF">Imagination</font></font></p>
<hr>
<p><font color="#FF0000">Stop to smell the roses as</font> <font color=
"#FF0000">a rose, by any other name, will smell as sweet...</font></p>
<p><font color="#800000"><font color="#000000">Many a gem of purest rays
serene,<br>
the dark unfathomed caves of ocean bear;<br>
Many a flower is born to blush unseen,<br>
and waste its sweetness in the desert air.</font></font></p>
<p><em><strong>Laughter, the Best Medicine,</strong> for all ailments</em></p>
<div>Tomato Story<br>
<br>
A Jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft.</div>
<div>The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the</div>
<div>floor as a test. "You are employed" he said. "Give me your e-mail</div>
<div>address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as
date</div>
<div>when you may start.<br>
<br>
The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email".</div>
<div>"I'm sorry", said the HR manager. If you don't have an email, that</div>
<div>means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."<br>
<br>
The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with</div>
<div>only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket</div>
<div>and buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door</div>
<div>to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his</div>
<div>capital. He repeated the operation three times, and returned home</div>
<div>with $60.<br>
<br>
The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go<br>
everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled<br>
everyday. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his<br>
own fleet of delivery vehicles.<br>
<br>
5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US .<br>
He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life<br>
insurance.He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan.</div>
<div>When the conversation was concluded the broker asked him his email</div>
<div>The man replied,"I don't have an email." The broker answered
curiously,</div>
<div>"You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire.</div>
<div>Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an e mail?"</div>
<div>The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy</div>
<div>at Microsoft!"</div>
<p><strong><em>This one's on the Value of Friendship!</em></strong></p>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2"><font face="Times New Roman"><font size=
"3">Mouse Story<br>
<br>
A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the
farmer</font></font></font></div>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2"><font face="Times New Roman"><font size=
"3">and his wife open a package. What food might this
contain?"</font></font></font></div>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2"><font face="Times New Roman"><font size=
"3">The mouse wondered - he was devastated to discover it
was</font></font></font></div>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2"><font face="Times New Roman"><font size="3">a
mousetrap. Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse
proclaimed</font></font></font></div>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2"><font face="Times New Roman"><font size=
"3">the warning "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a
mousetrap</font></font></font></div>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2"><font face="Times New Roman"><font size="3">in
the house!" The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her
head</font></font></font></div>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2"><font face="Times New Roman"><font size=
"3">and said, "Mr. Mouse, I can tell this is a grave concern to you,
but</font></font></font></div>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2"><font face="Times New Roman"><font size="3">it
is of no consequence to me.I cannot be bothered by it."<br>
<br>
The mouse turned to the pig and told him, "There is a
mousetrap</font></font></font></div>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2"><font face="Times New Roman"><font size="3">in
the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!" The pig
sympathized,</font></font></font></div>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2"><font face="Times New Roman"><font size=
"3">but said, "I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse, but there is
nothing</font></font></font></div>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2"><font face="Times New Roman"><font size="3">I
can do about it but pray. Be assured you are in my prayers."<br>
<br>
The mouse turned to the cow and said "There is a mousetrap
in</font></font></font></div>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2"><font face="Times New Roman"><font size=
"3">the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!" The cow
said,</font></font></font></div>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2"><font face="Times New Roman"><font size=
"3">"Wow, Mr.Mouse. I'm sorry for you, but it's no skin off my
nose."</font></font></font></div>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2"><font face="Times New Roman"><font size=
"3">So, the mouse returned to the house, head down and
dejected,</font></font></font></div>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2"><font face="Times New Roman"><font size="3">to
face the farmer's mousetrap alone.<br>
<br>
That very night a sound was heard throughout the house
--</font></font></font></div>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2"><font face="Times New Roman"><font size=
"3">like</font></font></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><font face=
"Times New Roman"><font size="3">the sound of a mousetrap catching its prey.
The farmer's wife</font></font></font></div>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2"><font face="Times New Roman"><font size=
"3">rushed to see what was caught. In the darkness, she did not
see</font></font></font></div>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2"><font face="Times New Roman"><font size="3">it
was a venomous snake whose tail the trap had caught. The
snake</font></font></font></div>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2"><font face="Times New Roman"><font size=
"3">bit the farmer's wife. The farmer rushed her to the hospital, and
she</font></font></font></div>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2"><font face="Times New Roman"><font size=
"3">returned home with a fever.<br>
<br>
Everyone knows you treat a fever with fresh chicken
soup,</font></font></font></div>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2"><font face="Times New Roman"><font size="3">so
the farmer took his hatchet to the farmyard for the
soup's</font></font></font></div>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2"><font face="Times New Roman"><font size=
"3">main ingredient. But his wife's sickness continued, so
friends</font></font></font></div>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2"><font face="Times New Roman"><font size=
"3">and neighbours came to sit with her around the clock. To
feed</font></font></font></div>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2"><font face="Times New Roman"><font size=
"3">them, the farmer butchered the pig.</font></font></font></div>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2"><font face="Times New Roman"><font size=
"3">The farmer's wife did not get well, she died. So many
people</font></font></font></div>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2"><font face="Times New Roman"><font size=
"3">came for her funeral. The farmer had the cow slaughtered
to</font></font></font></div>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2"><font face="Times New Roman"><font size=
"3">provide enough meat for all of them.<br>
<br>
The mouse looked upon it all from his crack in the wall
with</font></font></font></div>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2"><font face="Times New Roman"><font size=
"3">great</font></font></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><font face=
"Times New Roman"><font size="3">sadness.</font></font></font></div>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2"><font face="Times New Roman"><font size=
"3">So, the next time you hear someone is facing a problem and
think</font></font></font></div>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2"><font face="Times New Roman"><font size="3">it
doesn't concern you, remember -- when one of us is
threatened,</font></font></font></div>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2"><font face="Times New Roman"><font size="3">we
are all at risk.<br>
<br>
We are all involved in this journey called life. We must
keep</font></font></font></div>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2"><font face="Times New Roman"><font size="3">an
eye</font></font></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><font face=
"Times New Roman"><font size="3">out for one another and make an extra effort
to encourage</font></font></font></div>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2"><font face="Times New Roman"><font size=
"3">one another.<br>
<br>
<strong><em>One of the best things to hold onto in this world is a
friend.</em></strong></font></font></font></div>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2"><font face="Times New Roman"><font size=
"3"><strong>**</strong></font></font></font></div>
<div><font color="#FF6600">　　　　　　　</font><font color=
"#993300">The Best of Times is NOW...</font></div>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2"><strong>**</strong></font></div>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2"><strong>The glowing Years - We will get there
someday...</strong><br>
<br>
A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering
things</font></div>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2">so they decide to go to the doctor for a
checkup. The doctor tells them</font></div>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2">that they're physically okay, but they might
want to start writing things</font></div>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2">down to help them remember.<br>
<br>
Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his
chair.</font></div>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2">His wife asks, "Where are you going?"<br>
"To the kitchen" he replies.<br>
"Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"<br>
"Sure."<br>
"Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?"</font></div>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2">she asks.<br>
"No, I can remember it."<br>
"Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too.</font></div>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2">You'd better write it down because you know
you'll forget it."<br>
He says, "I can remember that! You want a bowl of ice cream with</font></div>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2">strawberries."<br>
"I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, so
you'd</font></div>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2">better write it down!" she retorts.<br>
Irritated, he says, "I don't need to write it down,</font><font face="Arial"
size="2">I can remember it!</font></div>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2">Leave me alone! Ice cream with strawberries
and whipped cream -</font></div>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2">I got it, for goodness sake!"</font></div>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2">Then he grumbles into the kitchen.<br>
<br>
After about 20 minutes the old man returns from the kitchen and</font></div>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2">hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.<br>
<br>
She stares at the plate for a moment and says - "Where's my toast?</font></div>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2"><br>
<font color="#0000FF">Keep Reading</font><br>
<br>
Three old guys are out walking.<br>
First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"<br>
Second one says, "No, its Thursday!"<br>
Third one says, "So am I, let's go get a beer."<br>
<br>
<font color="#0000FF">Keep Reading</font><br>
<br>
A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid.</font></div>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2">It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's
state of the art. It's perfect."<br>
"Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"<br>
"Twelve thirty."<br>
<br>
<font color="#0000FF">Keep Reading</font><br>
<br>
Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.</font></div>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2">A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking
down the street</font></div>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2">with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.<br>
<br>
A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said,</font></div>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2">"You're really doing great, aren't you?"<br>
<br>
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc. 'Get a hot mamma</font></div>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2">and be cheerful.'"<br>
<br>
The doctor said, "I didn't say that at all. What I did say was</font></div>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2">'You've got a heart murmur - Be careful."<br>
<br>
<font color="#0000FF">Keep Reading</font><br>
<br>
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and
pulled</font></div>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2">himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.
After catching his breath,</font></div>
<div><font face="Arial" size="2">he ordered a banana split.<br>
<br>
The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"<br>
<br>
"No," he replied, "Arthritis."<br>
<br>
<font color="#0000FF">Stop Reading</font></font></div>
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<div><font color="#3366FF">(rest your eyes, then come back for more on the next
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